sometimes i fantasise about people shutting the fuck up
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit