"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
- Baby: Da-, Da-
- Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
- Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.